Saturday, September 21, 2013

Hi, I'm from the EPA

We heard that you spilled some motor oil on your front lawn.

True?


4 comments:

  1. Coming soon to a city near you.

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  2. I think that it would run more like this. "We hear that you're not a Democrat and you didn't contribute to the Elect Hillary Campaign --and you spilled motor oil on your lawn.

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    1. Haha!

      "We also see from your medical records that you smoke and occasionally enjoy a whiskey sour. How are those cigarette butts disposed of, and did you automatically self impose a proper fine for second hand smoke pollution?"

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  3. They'll put you in a camp and on the portal will be the words, "Arbeit Macht Frei".

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